Last time we met Gate A10, I compared thee to a summer day.
Well it isn’t summer A10. Rather it is the autumn… leading to a winter of discontent.
How unpleasant to meet thee again Gate A10.
Thy existence we know is questionable, but unfortunate thanks to Heathrow Airport again under-designing an airport, and happily have bussing services instead of building infrastructure.
Because crammed bus rides are the best way to experience thee.
Thy presence in the underbelly of T5 is akin to bellybutton fluff A10. I do not know how thy got there, nor do I wish to spend hours fishing out.
But most of all Gate A10, thy airline who operates there needs to examine why it uses you still. Thy existence and use generates a poor passenger experience
Oh, and how thy prostrations that thy is the best terminal in the world make me laugh.
Skytrax awards? Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff (to quote Deep Thought)
Alas Gate A10. I know thee. And knowing the run of my bad luck I have when I travel – we will meet again sooner than I like.
My apologies to Shakespeare and Hictchkiers Guide to the Galaxy lovers. Well, since I can’t apologise to the authors in person…
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