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TRIP REPORT: The Eurovision Song Contest 2018

07/06/2018 by Kevincm

Europe: Start voting now! The Eurovision Song Contest 2018

Editors notes: Videos may contain flashing images/strobes.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon

In this musical spectacular…

  • Who wants to go to Eurovision?
  • Where did my wallet go? Off to Birmingham Airport
  • SN2038 Birmingham Airport to Brussels National Airport
  • Some time at Brussels Airport
  • SN3819 Brussels National Airport to Lisbon Airport with the AeroSmurf
  • Into Lisbon and The Tuk Tuk Hostel
  • Exploring Lisbon with a Canon 100D
  • The Eurovision Song Contest
  • Off to Porto with Comboios de Portugal
  • Time at Porto Airport
  • FR8513 Porto Airport to Birmingham Airport
  • To the trains!
  • Eurovision… Douze points!

For a lot of people, Eurovision is something you switch on the television at  8pm BST/9pm CET, and sit back, to watch the show. But there’s a lot more than that.

Let’s go back in time to 4pm on the 13th May – a good four hours before the intro credits roll. After a Uber ride with the driver having an argument with the navigation, I ended up at Oriente station (useful knowledge for the next day). I caught up with Adam and Jon as we worked out the queuing strategy.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Hmmm. Czech and Portuguese supporter… k…

Yes. A strategy.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
The building queues at the Altice Arena

We could see that people were lining up already to get in (the queue for the queue)- with the initial queues opening at 6ish to the stadium. We cleared the first ticket check 5pm… and then the great Eurovision queuing contest begun.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Although I was struggling to understand why this ticket booth was here.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Let the great Eurovision queuing contest begin!

a group of people outside

Whilst queuing for concerts can be a pain up the whatsits, it helped that the French were doing a major publicity boost, as were the Czech delegation – who had come amongst the Eurofans.

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Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
And some breakdancing

It killed time whilst we were waiting in the warm Portuguese sun. As well as spotting peoples outfits.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
The Irish delegation are in town!

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
The Israeli delegation are out in force too…

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Why be one country when you an be all of them?

And watching the press do their thing…

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon

Eventually, the great Eurovsion queuing contest line started moving. As to be expected, there was another ticket check and a security check.

With those done (and the cap off my bottle of water thrown away), I was free to enter the stadium… but not before checking out the merchandising.

And at nearly €30 a t-shirt – it was a hard pass from me.

The race continued indoors, and eventually, I found Jon and Adam… and we were surrounded by supporters of the Spanish delegation.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon

Lets just say they could push for Europe, as well as sing their entry.

…. Badly.

With an hour to go, music of previous acts played in the hall, as well as the warm up act.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
And Jonk having way too much fun.

And at 8pm, the Prelude to Te Deum played – or in other words – The start of the song contest.

With an award opening act and parade of flags as well as the presenters doing a reasonable intro job, it was time for the songs. Now, remember – we don’t get to see a lot of the video overlays on stage so we’re going by the stage performance.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
The rather boring introductory act.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
The parade of flags

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
The presenters.

Although the security staff seemed asleep on the job with both a stage invasion and someone fainting on the floor – and security taking 10 minutes to get to them .

Here’s my thoughts on some of the acts (with the images that came out) .

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Ukraine – Under the Ladder – Mélovin – Interesting staging. Scary contact lens.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Spain – Tu canción – Amaia & Alfred – Well the locals loved it. Me? Meh.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Estonia – La Fortza – Elina Nechayeva – What a dress. And what a set of vocal chords.

a man on stage with a microphone and a crowd of people
Alexander Rybak – He may have won with Fairytail, but “That’s how you write a song” didn’t work for me

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon

a woman on a stage with a crowd of people in the background
Stage invasion.

a crowd of people holding flags

United Kingdom – Storm – SuRie – She did an excellent job in the circumstances (with the stage invader being absolute ****). And the crowd were with her, singing along.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Germany: You Let Me Walk Alone with Michael Schulte An interesting song, but nothing to set the world alight.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Denmark: Higher Ground – Rasmussen – A song that grows on your. But veryyyyy Game of Thrones: Danish Edition. This song works a lot better without some of the instruments though. And I mean a LOT Better.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Australia: We Got Love – Jessica Mauboy – A song that worked so well in the stadium, but it seemed to lack something in the TV show.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Finland: Monsters – Saara Aalto – A great song that works, with some stage tricks which meant the audience didn’t see her for the first minute of the song.

a group of people on a stage with lights and a crowd watching

Bulgaria: Equinox with Bones – Sia Lite.

Ever wonder how they do the set changes? Laser targeting.. and sheer heft.

a group of people on a stage with blue lights
You’ve got the time of about 1 minute for a “postcard” to swap the set. Move. Quick!

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon

a group of people on stage with lights and a crowd of people

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Moldova: My Lucky Day – DoReDoS – If there’s a song that I liked from this show that was sheer entertainment, this is it. I urge you to look for the behind the scenes of how they did they set up the staging for this song.

a group of people on a stage with fire in the background

Hungary: AWS with Viszlát nyár – My eyes where half shut due to the strobing used in that performance…

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon

a group of people on a stage

Israel: Netta with Toy. Chicken Clucking, Female empowerment and neko cats. Odd, but interesting… and a firm crowd favourite.

a group of people on a stage
Netherlands: Waylon with Outlaw in ’em. Passable, but Country and Western doesn’t really work for Eurovision…

a group of people holding a flag in front of a stage with lights

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Cyprus: Feugo – Elini Foureria – A bouncy song that seemed to pull the votes in… but something was missing on the stage that night for me.

With the half-way point of the show, the crowd thinned a little (but not a lot) to get beers and refreshments… whilst we watched the interval act.

Let’s just say “Doing a Portugal” won’t be a compliment for some time to come for a half-time show.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Last years winner Salvador Sobral singing his winning song of 2017 – Amar pelos dois.

Or to put it bluntly: It wasn’t any Riverdance. Oh yes. That debuted at Eurovision.

With the halftime show over, it was time for the meat of the night.. The results. The current format which splits the vote between professional juries and the televote can be… interesting. It can also change results.

And if you need to understand Eurovision… well. Good luck. Here’s the Wiki page. Let’s’ say the introduction of the Televote has changed things. A LOT.

The crowd were in full voice during the professional juries votes (with boos for the block voting .. especially when Seriba got 12 points, and Russia came on-screen… the crowd was not happy about that…).

With the voting at the halfway point, it looked like we would be heading off to Cyprus next year. But of course, that changed. And changed rapidly as the public vote came in.

And of course – Israel won with 529 points

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon

And here’s some footage of the winning entry.

Editors note: Yes – I was bopping along with this along with the crowd.

With the last song over and the Prelude to Te Deum played one more time – signalling the end of the show – it was time to leave the Altice arena.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
The Eurovision Exit Contest.

With a slow walk to the exit – it was a matter of finding a Uber that would accept a ride – or catching a train closer to downtown Lisbon, and then finding a way onwards. Uber looked good to start with – and then suddenly the prices started spiking.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Everyone out…

I wrote off the Uber, and headed to the train station and joined the queue. And it was an amazing queue – but well-managed as police restricted the quantity of people getting onto the platform so it was safe at all times.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Follow the queue.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Train approaching.

I switched lines and exited at the station closest to the hostel – Intendente.

Eurovision Song Contest, Lisbon
Mass change at Alameda

With buses near enough stopped running, and faced with either a long walk up a hill or a cheat and use a Uber… I cheated and went for a Uber.

€6 later, I was at my hostel – working out how to get in and following people upstairs. Eventually – I made my room, locked the door and promptly collapsed.

My feet were happy at that point.

Next: Off to Porto!


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Comments

  1. George says

    08/06/2018 at 10:35 pm

    Oh my. I felt like I was there with you guys!
    But being a lazy person, I think I’d rather sit and while watching the show 🙂
    I also loved the moldovian entry. Really clever stage.
    And the spanish entry… I still don’t get the hype about it at all. I never did. Nor Cyprus, honestly.

    • Kevincm says

      27/06/2018 at 8:17 am

      Next time.. we sit lol. It was exhausting on the floor!

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